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25 November 2008 If you haven't purchased the physical CD off amazon because they sold out, try getting a copy of Best Served Chilled at CdBaby. Supplies are limited, especially when the disc goes digital next month. 11 October 2008 Best Served Chilled, available now at amazon.com Escape to surreality with an eclectic blend of psychedelic melodies, gritty beats, and down to earth flowetry. “Make Some Noise” kicks off the album with a face-slapping beat, street-wise lyrics, and an informative insight from one of Rod Serling’s narratives on a psychiatric patient. “Religious Experience” the first single, borrows from a 1960’s documentary on children taking LSD and backs it up with a catchy baseline and DJ friendly beat, paving its way to the dance floor as an indie hit. “Magnetic Attraction” brings together Crane’s vocals and an ARP2600 to mellow you out in this hypnotic, positive song.
1 August 2008 I bought a forty today. It’s been a while so I decided to see if I could come up with a list of my top five favorite forties. It was so easy that it was necessary to update. There's two prizes involved. Check out Austin's Orbit Light Show 2 July 2008 Uploaded that thing. 23 June 2008 "Make Some Noise" will premeire next sunday on Lion 90.7's Club RPM with DJ KAUS. 13 June 2008 Fully Stockton has been censored. You've brought it upon yourselves. 11 June 2008 There is no longer an EP being released. Instead, expect to see a full-length album this summer. It has finally entered the mastering stage. The single "Make Some Noise," should premeire this month on Lion 90.7's Club RPM with DJ KAUS. The track was recorded with the help of Griffinfly and vocals by Phillyphonics. 19 April 2008 I'll make this brief. The EP has been delayed due to mastering issues. Expect some internet releases but the tracks are taking their time because I need to make them sound correct on a large PA system. There is no exclusive DVD anymore due to lack of enthusiasm. I am leaving this country in hopes of capturing something worthwhile (in high-definition). I invented something. Patent pending. No video updates until I figure out how to embed .divx files on this site. If you can help, please drop me a line imaginaryfilmclub@yahoo.com. Check us out on myspace for new material. Updated periodically, whatever that means. 18 March 2008 Here's a little video from our ballroom dance competition at the Arnold Fitness Expo in Columbus Ohio. 27 February 2008 Attention: There will temporarily be broken videos because my host decided to get shut down. I promise the high-def videos will be back but I will need time to do it myself. Here's two long overdue videos, music by Hideous Input. Remember, you only get one first pick. I Am Not Alive --- A Girl For Mother 11 February 2008 Get your St Valentine's Powerhour. 27 January 2008 I will be on the lion 90.7 fm tomorrow 11 am - 1 pm chattin' shit with Rhoa about latin music and spinning tracks off of Cafe Del Mar and Y Bhekhirst. Here's Josh with the Fax Machine. 16 January 2008 Watch the Skoal Commercial. Get Permission. 15 January 2008 Slowly but surely adding new videos in must-see quality. A lot of these movies deserve their respect now that you can actually observe detail. If you like Hammer & Sickle, please check out Confident Remarks. 13 January 2008 Religious Experience in high-res? Let's test out this new format. IFC has been very busy offline. The website will be revamped with other videos in high-resolution thanks to Ed. More information on DVD and "Three Half-Hours" coming soon. 17 December 2007 The highly anticipated video for Religious Experience 12 December 2007 How To Cook Mystery Meat pt 2. (for anyone who felt left hanging) 11 December 2007 If you didn't catch us on DJ KAUS' RPM last night where we unveiled the new track Religious Experience, then you missed out. 30 November 2007 How To Cook Mystery Meat. 13 November 2007 McLaughlin'08 7 November 2007 31 October 2007 The website has been relaunched with all sorts of new features. Check out each individual page because you will find something new. (i.e. soundtracks to Fully Stockton, ATW, dhb.eleventeen & more) A brand new, DVD-only, full-length feature is on the way. Stay tuned for details. Watch the video for Hammer & Sickle If you haven't been drinking Olde E, then you weren't paying attention. 15 October 2007 9 October 2007 Helping others in need. 3 October 2007 I Hope You Find Some Humor in This & stop taking credit for my films on Wikipedia. 27 September 2007 21 September 2007 A Response To Stacy's Essay On Art. 16 September 2007 Confident Remarks: A scientology brainwashing film. In High Definition. The entire site will be in high-def within the next week. Look fowards to revisiting of your favorate moments in better resolution! 60ss & Presidential sections updated. Who stole my Piels?!? 12 Septemeber 2007 Made the DL:60s/s link nice and easy to see. Sick September section revamped with writing. 9 Septmeber 2007 For those of you in the State College area listen to 90.7 Lion fm today (Sunday) 7-9pm. I am going to be talking to DJ KAUS about the new album 60 Saturdays/Second and upcoming shows. 8 September 2007 Check out his views on hot topics such as Pornography. More details coming soon. 1 September 2007 Hey how's it going? I'm excited to see these new indie 18 Augest 2007 Regular updates begin September onest. This month's 40 is King Cobra. If people like your art they plagiarize it. If they don't, they post comments in dog-grammar which adds to the pollution of shit-culture they created. 17 July 2007 Happy Birthday IFC. Crazy Horse/Stallion 40. 28 June 2007 Ballantine Ale 40. 4 May 2007 Dogfish head is 40 of the month. I'm busy. Big things over the summer. 21 April 2007 If he wasn't such a ComputerFreak. New buddy icons. Thank you, all my friends that showed up and supported me. 18 April 2007 I made AOL buddy icons for all your favorate forty's. Check them out and start gang wars over which is the best 40. ComputerFreak, live on Thurs. 15 April 2007 Six more forty's added-- handpicked from Trenton Road Takeout. If you haven't had your Dakota Kick this month, you're off the mailing list. Reminder: I will be performing ComputerFreak live this Thurs. 11 April 2007 Come see the IFC perform ComputerFreak at this year's EMS show-- Thursday April 19. If you don't know what I'm talking about, then you're probably not invited. If you're jealous, drop me a line & we'll talk. In the meanwhile, sip on this. 6 April 2007 The Toilet. Call 609-258-1033 and tell them fuck off. Every "fuck off" they recieve, I'll donate $1 towards my cancer appointments. 1 April 2007 Imaginary Film Club is on WPRB. Call 609-258-1033 & request Corporate Garbage or send a message to aim sn wprbdj on Thursdays 10 o'clock to midnight (Daniel DiMaggio.) I'll repeat this information on Thursday for those of you living in Jersey or Eastern PA. In the meantime, learn to play pool. 23 March 2007 6 more forties-- a few surprises. If you haven't drank Mickey's Ice yet, you don't belong to the exclusive 40 of the month club. Stats updated-- over 100 videos, almost 7 hours long, and thousands of hits a day. 19 March 2007 8 March 2007 Geosci Trippin'... a laugh out loud adventure. 4 March 2007 1 March 2007 22 February 2007 6 more forties-- the shitty frat beers. 16 February 2007 The first in a series of instructional videos: How To Iron. If you haven't tried the forty of the month yet, you should. 12 February 2007 8 February 2007 Stuck In The Transitory, off the new album. 4 February 2007 I'm really tired of seeing stupid videoblogs on the internet. 31 January 2007 A double feature. The Centre Of The Universe and another Brief by JMC. 26 January 2007 If you're gonna sit inside this weekend, try January's Forty Of The Month, Schlitz Bull Ice. While you're at it, check out six new forties. 24 January 2007 New video uploaded. Go find it. 19 January 2007 Pondre Le Roi, the first single of the new album coming this spring. More info coming soon. 15 January 2007 T-Shirts available, posers. You may notice the new audioplayer. These songs appear on my Works album. I am in the middle of finishing up new material. It is more like post-modern orchestral than anything else. The beats are back. Stay tuned. 13 January 2007 NEW 40s Added. You need to know which 40s to avoid. 12 January 2007 A short film ala cinematemble-- Descent. T-shirts coming soon. 6 January 2007 I've been slacking this winter break with updates, but I've been drinking. Check out the NEW 40s FAQs Page. New film, musics, and things coming this year. 5 January 2007 A7. If you didn't get a chance to view Birthday, it's because it was broken. It's fixed now. Editorials coming soon. 2 January 2007 There's no presents here today. 23 December 2006 Watch Orbisonia ii If you missed the first one click here. 21 December 2006 I am the Womanizer of your mouth. 18 December 2006 I hope when you remember Paris, you think of me. 16 December 2006 13 December 2006 I made this top secret video while working for the DoD. 11 December 2006 The only way to reach someone is from Far Far Away. 10 December 2006 586 Days Ago, I stood outside the Tall Shiva and knew I made a mistake. 8 December 2006 I have not given up on you. There are plenty of videos coming in the next month. For now, you'll have to sit back and relax as you go canoeing. Oh, the Misc section has been updated with all the captions and Stats too. 5 December 2006 Herwig's Austrian Bistro: Reviewed (zombies) 4 December 2006 Days Ahead Of Myself (JJMaxwell Promo). If anyone here is concerned about lack of updates it's because I just got a Nintendo Wii, am studying finals, and working on three huge new projects. 30 November 2006 27 November 2005 In a very special update here at IFC, Josh takes a ride down the Atlantic City Expressway. For all you idiots who still use Internet Explorer, I fixed the Grad Video. 20 November 2005 Here's your graduation video (The Director's Cut). Over my birthday, I was sent personal messages about my Skoal Commerical. Turns out the assholes on youtube like to copycat my shit because they're not creative enough to come up with any good ideas on they're own. 17 November 2006 It's the venial sin of Masturbation. Watch it. New Feature-- check out the random video button beneath each video. Now you don't have to decide what you want to watch; the computer will decide for you. 15 November 2006 10 Things to do Before You Graduate From Penn State 13 November 2006 Uploaded another video. I won't tell you where it is or what it's called, but it's heavily censored material. Image Tag Avery. 11 November 2006 View the Wine & Cheese Sampler from last night. Which wine was the best of the evening? Find out, or else you'll be out of the loop. 9 November 2006 New Stereoblind Vid, watch The Comedown 8 November 2006 Josh wrote something. 99% of you won't get it. 6 November 2006 View a a little video I made for Herwigs. Stats updated. 2 November 2006 Old Skool Music Video: Hang Around f/ Roderic 31 October 2006 WATCH: Orbisonia 28 October 2006 The final two chapters of Sick September: This Is Proof & Credits 26 October 2006 A rather lengthy expository essay I wrote about Lucid Dreaming. Bedtime: A Guide to Lucid Dreaming & OBEs w/ foreward Funeral Imagination. 25 October 2006 This is not happening-- tag work. 23 October 2006 WFFU: A Syndicate of the Spice Channel. 21 October 2006 Sick Sept, You Hear Me 19 October 2006 Watch: The Heart 'o Corporate Garbage 18 October 2006 I cried today because I looked around at everyone and they were all so ugly. 17 October 2006 Sick Sept: Third Victim. Image Tag Wallpaper. Check out this classic: Josh Sings the News Crawl. 16 October 2006 I was going to have a big update today but I got caught up in correcting the website for all you internet explorer users. Thank you for drawing this issue to my attention, Robert Axel. The website is gradually being corrected so you can view all the correct videos using internet explorer. However, I recommend you stop using IE immediately. Use firefox, so you can expect to see your comp living for more than 4 months from now. Also, I have probably lost a lot viewers to this whole fecking IE issue, so if you could help me re-establish IFC as a fully-operational site, that would be appreciated. 15 October 2006 Lucid Dreams: Trolley. Jeff recently had cysts removed from his back, so imaginaryfilmclub is opening up donations at this time. 13 October 2006 Lucid Dreams: Test. 12 October 2006 Sick Sept, watch Ava get Objectified by men. Clockface. 10 October 2006 40s Blind Taste Test. The entire misc section revamped! 8 October 2006 Sick Sept. Destroyed Facts. Lots of crazyshit went on this weekend, so the updates have been concise. Maybe new and outrageous videos and stories this month. Keep checking back, the more feedback I get in the discussion the more I care to edit these new videos... 6 October 2006 Somelove. F/ Joey and Aves. 5 October 2006 Sick Sept Simply Insane added. Tomorrw there will be an incredibly surprise video, so stay tuned. 3 October 2006 Josh's wisdom. Not enough people watched my first animation ANTIFREEZE. Watch it. Go See: Iraq For Sale- Director: Robert GreenWald 2 October 2006 Sick Sept classic-- It must be a misprint. Stats updates. 30 September 2006 Sick Sept: Bag Of Oats. Image Tag Backdrops. 28 September 2006 I recently made an advert for Jamaican Junction. 26 September 2006 The final scene of the Macbeth project. New image tag art (can you guess what it is?). If you haven't seen Timothy Mcveigh, you're missing out on a real classic. 24 September 2006 Sick Sept: Circa 1900.. 23 September 2006 Triple Feature. First, the new ANTIFREEZE music video. A must watch. Sick Sept Chap 10 available. Image Tag Artwork, Skinny. This page will be regularly updated throughout the day with subtle changes like black backgrounds for videos and navigation options. Update: Theme Song and Stereoblind pages now fully operational with backdrops and captions. 22 September 2006 New Section: Image Tag Artwork. Timstuffs. 21 September 2006 Experience Lucid Dreams. 20 September 2006 Sick Sept To Be Italian. Timstuffs here. 19 September 2006 New passages by Mr. McLaughlin: The Tones & Eat This 18 September 2006 Macbeth Act II available here. 17 September 2006 The exciting conclusion to Theme Song is now available. 15 September 2006 Sick September Money added. Tim's section has words in it. A new, better, Message Board for discussion. 14 September 2006 New section with old school video from high school Macbeth project. If you haven't watch Permission yet, you're out of the loop. Also the Skoal Commerical and Interview w/ Rapist are pretty good for all you n00bs. 13 September 2006 Fully Stockton and Alone This Winter sections completely revamped. The videos now have black backgrounds and are more enjoyable to watch. Open Forum. Discuss anything IFC related there. 12 September 2006 Surrealist Works. 11 September 2006 watch: Permission & discuss 10 Septemebr 2006 Sick Sept Second Victim. Things to read from Tim. Tune in tomorrow for the world premiere of "Permission"-- the first Elliott-McLaughlin production in over a year and a half. 9 September 2006 Theme Song, next chap added. 8 September 2006 Sick September Chap 6 Usual Standards-- AKA the dinner scene. Tim Moran Section available in Yeah. 7 September 2006 Yeah Spoken Word contains additional sections. Explore Summer 2003, written by Joshua McLaughlin. Stereoblind lyrics moved. 6 September 2006 Yeah Spoken Word contains the lyrics to Stereoblind. Poems and Short Stories by writer Joshua McLaughlin will follow shortly. 4 September 2006 Theme Song part 3 added-- it's a sitcom. Sick Sept part 5 added. 3 September 2006 Stereoblind captions added. Sick September First Victum. 2 September 2006 Mediaplayer v2.1 added. Stereoblind section redone (with screens!). Ed Lyons photo added to member. Stats updated for August. 1 September 2006 31 August 2006 Guestbook removed. Archives removed. World Premiere music video will be up at midnight. Which song will it be? Check out Stereoblind to find out. Note that Fully Stockton is up and running in its entirety, so you should watch it if you haven't. It's a ballbusting film about addiction. Sexy & Seductive raves the Independent Press. 30 August 2006 The exciting conclusion to Fully Stockton. 29 August 2006 Door Condom. Pay attention kids! This is prank to play on all your friends and favorate restaurants. Stick a condom in the crack of a door and wait until someone opens it. Check out album info and videos on stereoblind page. Old skool Welcome music video uploaded. 27 August 2006 Fully Stockton 11 up. 26 August 2006 Fully Stockton Chap 10 available. Exclusive interview added. 25 August 2007 Added stop sound function to media player, not that you'd want to use it. Drop me a line if you want a listening party this September. Only you can make it happen. Added info to store. 24 August 2006 Fixed link to miscellanceous videos. Go there if you haven't. 2nd Update of day: Fully Stockon: Mr. Nothing. See it. 23 August 2006 See me take the Q-Tip Challenge. Then view Interview W/ Rapist if you haven't already. It's that good. 22 August 2006 Media player v1.1 added. 21 August 2006 Triple Feature! First check the 3rd installment of Sick September. Then check out the 8th chapter of Fully Stockton. Finally view the never before released Interview With A Rapist. 19 August 2006 We finished recording a short film entitled "Permission." The next update will be huge, and contain many videos. 16 August 2006 n00bs head here. More updates later today. Update: made layout easier for n00bs. Store updated. Preorder Stereoblind now so I know how many copies to make. 15 August 2006 FAQs to Stereoblind added. Ed Lyons added to members. 11 August 2006 Imaginary film Club presents Stereoblind. Read on for all the details. 10 August 2006 Fully Stockton Chap 7. Inside.... 9 August 2006 Fully Stockton Chap 6. Get it. Miss Jean Said. 8 August 2006 Got Gun now available in oldies section. Part of the music from the original 2002 version is replaced by the 2005 redux, to make it sound less ugly. All of the information on the new album & film will be ariving shortly. 7 August 2006 Goto http://www.addictingclips.com/imaginaryfilmclub and request any one of my videos be featured on their website. Fully Stockton Chap 5 Deadweight Loss is now available. Print out my poster and hang it on your shirt or clubhouse. 6 August 2006 Fully Stockton Chap 4 There Is A Reason uploaded. 5 August 2006 First two chapters of Sick September available. The information boxes for Fully Stockton and Sick September are left blank because I don't feel the need to write about or discuss them, but you should. Post comments in the guestbook or email them to me and I'll add them to the page. 4 August 2006 The Store is finally up and running, the paypal option will come later. Go look at some Stats as well as scary videos like Timothy McVeigh. Every section of this is site is now working. 3 August 2006 First 3 chapters of Fully Stockton added. A lot will happen this month. I will be releasing Fully Stockton, Sick September, & Theme Song in parts. There will also be some never before seen videos, like Interview with a Rapist, just to name one. Very new (MTV owns Brand Spankin' New™) videos by IFC will be released, as well as new album and film information. The store will open shortly, and there may be a few more surprise sections of the website opening up, so check back often. 4-12 times a day. 2 August 2006 Here is a commercial that was made for Zovirax back in 2001 before it was recalled. The subject: Tim Moran. 1 August 2006 In case you haven't visited Theme Song yet, you should. It contains xxx adult ass-fucking as well as jokes about AIDS. Thank you for linking to me on the internet and in spam mail. Footage of Timothy McVeigh in Oldies But Goodies Section. 31 July 2006 Old music videos from 2001 uploaded to Oldies section. 30 July 2006 Uploaded some bits of Theme Song today. The rest will come in bits throughout the next month or so. Its about AIDS. 27 July 2006 Gallon Challenge 2 approved for public released. 25 July 2006 Guestbook up and running. Fiction Romance Promo Video added to miscellaneous section. Today, the second annual Gallon Challenge took place, expect to see it online very soon. 24 July 2006 Show & Tell music video uploaded and ready to be viewed in the IFC music video section. Directed by Seaton-Elliott, Moran, and Kelty. 23 July 2006 Added some members imformation. Started working on other sections that should be up and running in a week. The music video for IFC's Show & Tell, currently on myspace, was done being recorded this weekend. 21 July 2006 Information on IFC videos have been posted. Alone This Winter fully uploaded. Fully Stockton and Sick September will be released next month once the files are accessed. The store will open shortly thereafter. 19 July 2006 ImaginaryFilmClub.com is open. Within the next few weeks most of the site will be up and running. This site will eventually show off Andrew Seaton-Elliott's entire portfolio. For now, please visit: http://www.youtube.com/profile?user=imaginaryfilmclub |
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