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Let's open our own 900 number until we can think of a more clever caption. |
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This is a Theme Song to a show called Theme song. It's about a band named Theme Song that writes Theme Songs. |
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Jeff and Josh discuss current events during their midday jam session. It seems like everything on the news is AIDS AIDS AIDS. They are interrupted by their nosey neighbor, played by musician and film artist Andrew Seaton-Elliott. Did you know statistically, one out of every three people is HIV positive? They didn't either. |
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Things get pretty serious after Andy the Neighbor starts bleeding on things. While he is trying to stop from bleeding, Jeff and Josh continue to work on their jingles. They are disapointed that Raples™ didn't use their song in its commercial. You win some, you lose some, Theme Song. |
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The band sings about failed jingles and have an argument over artistic differences. They also share a bag of salsa flavored Doritos with their neighbor. Afterwards, Andy goes to the bathroom to groom himself real quickly. |
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When you want a house but it kind of stinks of rubber. There's blood on the floor, there's blood on the walls, there's blood everywhere-- what happened here? Forty years failure, you have a stroke and pass out on a cozy bathroom floor. |
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When Jeff and Josh return, they find Andy passed out on the floor, so they write new jingle about the new reality TV show about two girls in a third world country. Two girls, third world leader, anything can happen. Andy takes a hit of insulin and all of his secrets come out. |
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Tomorrow you're going to need gas. You can get a little be of gas now, and more tomorrow. I really need to shave. When it's time to cash a check, the band realizes that there are people dressing up like janitors entering the bank. Very clever. |
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