Sick

September

Introduction

The bitch was mad at me because all the guys she hung out in high school with were now fratassholes to her. Now she gets satisfaction while being an asshole to me.

Uncle Fred

You don't realize how big things get until you start using them. Tell that to nuclear physicists and they'll tell you to fuck off because they don't want any of your nonsense.

Stutz Bearcat

They see me as an outsider because I never introduced myself to them. And all these years they've had time to grow without me, they find more and more reasons to declare me an outsider.

First Victim

"If I had seen her coming I would have ducked behind the wheel of oncoming traffic," said the Rabbi to Cop. "Thanks for nothing, he walked away peacefully!"

What I Did

It was with the other long collection of films I release that don't go on my website. Why? Because I wanted to see if anyone would find out. Nobody did.

Usual Standard

I was never quite interested what was on the plate at the time, but I know he was. He knew so much about it you could read it in his expression. That was the real justice behind this peice.

Second Victim

My favorate shots. Sometimes these things just happen for a reason. I know I could never think of a better one. This is all before Rabbi said we could get any, but we would prove him wrong.

Money

The cops waited for us behind the marketing system. It wasn't a well-documented account, but a tragic twist on humanity's binary opposition.

To Be Italian

Once one of your works get recognized, people become more interested in back catalog-- it's just that simple. You get more of a boost because not only do they like your new stuff, but they go back and find stuff they like in things they hated. I know I have.

Science Fiction

I'll never truly understand the modern invention of the first single. Does it cause and create the feeling of "Not too shabby" or pretenses like "This comes across as..." ?

Circa 1900

How do you draw pictures of pear-shaped tomatoes? In colored pencil? No. That would be cheating. Every time you cheat and get caught you need to start over again. What a shame.

Bag Of Oats

This song is called Ugly Sunday. A very rare track from back in the day. So rare, even I don't have a copy. Please someone get me one.

Misprint

Two strangers hi noticed each other on the sidewalk.

Simply Insane

There are only four volume settings. Zero is mute. One through four are softest to loudest. We’re only allowed to use number four once a month The State says.  If The State is only reading this as a book report, then why do they need to know what’s inside it? Are they going to use political intent against me? This begins what I have come to know as oppression.

Destroyed Facts

This picture is the perfect example of The Golden Ratio and more of things to come. If I ever release a maxi CD of The Golden Ratio this would be the cover art.

Objectified

Republicans are human and Democrats are humane.  You can’t blame either one of them.  Together they are like music in a different key—one I haven’t been attuned to. It’s rumored once there was a tone that made people sad, but they chose to listen to it so much The State banned it.

Third Victim

Hold on. I have to shove the speaker up my ass. This will get rid of any unwanted intruders in my life. No one will approach me now. "Oh sorry what was that? I was just texting someone."

You Hear Me

The answer to the balance can be found in this paradox: You can’t have happiness without hurt, stay positive. This isn’t a position I expected to be in. If I choose to stay positive I will never be truly happy because I never experience sadness. It’s a good thing I never experienced either.

This Is Proof

Man makes tools to evolve. Man devolves to use tools. Let devolution begin

Credits

What if you did something amazing with a flm that no one's ever done. After you do it, you don't tell it to anyone. Five years after going unnoticed you tell someone and it becomes big. I always wanted to see that film.